Listed below are all the things, I probably thought about saying at one point in time or another to women I have met in the club… Sort of a compilation of my pure, untainted thoughts…  To be honest, let the liquor tell it I may have said some of these things out loud to a woman or two… Don’t judge me . Anywho… Enjoy

Her eyes are perceptive like an astrology sign,
I’m working hard to make this love connection,
For some reason I thinking she’s gotta be mine…

Is it her measurements that make me consider moments of marital calm?
Or is it her pretty face and soft skin,
That make me willing to carry her everywhere,
Like that coach bag she garners on her arm?

Pardon me miss I believe you could be my future,
And I have been waiting to meet u all life long…
May I buy you a drink?
Can I have this dance?
I understand if you want to wait a minute,
It may be a second before the DJ plays the right song…

Tell me something do you believe in love at first sight?
I apologize if that question frightens you,
But the way the Law of Attraction guided me to you i just thought you might…

Nevermind that for now.
What are your hobbies?
What entertains you when you have time to spare?
I would be delighted to escort you to a dinner or a movie,
That is if you have an opening somewhere?

Excuse me where are my manner,
My name is Napoleon.
I could be molded into anything,
And i’ll be everything that you could ever want.
Your masseuse  when your body’s aching,
Your intellect when you just need conversating,
Your pillow while you sleep at night,
Hell, even a good girl can act bad too,
I’ll be there to wear you down and put your sexy ass back in line

But those are all things for the future,
I’m sure each one will come with time.
Right now lets play the cards in our hands,
I tell you what,
You show me yours……
And I’ll show you mine……

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